Because I'm better than my neighbour I've got a ranch slider that opens onto a private rear deck which reaps the morning sun. You could barbecue here in privacy while enjoying the awesome bush views and my lovely little garden.
I'm a mirror image of next door but I'm sure you'd like me more.
Or maybe you'd like both of us. You could live in my house and Nana and Pop could live at the neighbours?
Please look at me first.